It's my BIRTHDAY!!!

Come out to The Eagle, Thursday April 8th, and celebrate your inner fire sign, for Angel Ceballos, Kevin Kauer and Samantha Klapp's birthdays

BLADE. RUNNER. STYLE.

Get into it! You don't haveeeee to dress up... you won't be turned away.. you'll just ruin our birthdays and we'll hate you forever.

Yeah!

DJ's Jodi Bon Jodi, Nark and Dee Jay Jack airbrush the tunes right across your eyes all night

Starts at 9pm, and it's FREE FREE FREE !

RSVP Here!

Fringe! Harajuku night coming up

Fringe Presents: Harajuku Night!
'A Queer Party on the Fringe of Decency!'

Seattle's newest glitter gangbang, costumed dance party sweat-fest at The Eagle has been running weekly since the beginning of December, calling in all queer and queer-loving personalities, creators and party people and featuring Seattle's hottest go-go boys and girls. Now coming at you the 1st and 3rd Fridays of each month, Fringe hits you cute in the face this Friday with a sparkly, rhinestoned, cell phone charmed, Angelic Pretty, heart filled, chain laden, bow busting Japanese street fueled-fest!


Resident Dj's
Skiddle (C89.5 Drive@5, Hard Times, Sunday Skool)
NARK (C.U.N.T, Snackhole)

Special Guest, DJ Gameboy!

LIVE PERFORMANCE:
Miss Wiggy Stardust!

Featuring Go-Go's
Keenan and Stella Rose!

Prize for the best costume!

$2 Jello shots delivered right into your mouth
Drink specials TBA

Glamour shots by Nark Magazine

Don't miss out!

RSVP Here!

Heidi Von Haught Photoshoop Snap

Cruise Photoshoot snap

Hard Times! March 13th

Photos Here!

Fringe Circus!

Photos Here!

Weekend! Open Wide, Fringe & Meat!

Featuring Juanita More, Anita Snak, Jackie Hell & More!
Photos Here!

This Week!

First off, did you go to Hard Times? Did you see all those crazy looks in one room? The party so big even Wonder Woman couldn't miss it!



How about that drag queen in the body bag? That rack on her was frightening! Or the just married lesbian strippers?

Keep an eye out for more photos coming soon on the Nark Blog!

So it's Tuesday again, that means it's time to go on a Pony ride! This Tuesday at Pony will be BLOODY, bloody blood blood bloody. Your make-outs tasting of zesty mint stage blood, come out to Pony for the best jams, fog, lazers and bloody gays all night, it's FREE and don't wear anything you would hate to see get messy!

Wednesday



Every Wednesday at The Eagle is Welfare Wednesday, a night of cheap drinks and cheap- uh, I mean classy, men for the mingling! And hey, free pool too! (Yes, the pool table is back, and don't worry it folds up in case the floor needs a good dance off). This week will be a little different since it IS St Patrick's Day. $3 Wells and some Irish drink specials as well, with a fantastic night of punk, retro, bubblegum, French pop, obscuria and garage music you will NOT hear ANYWHERE else, brought to you by the ultra-lovely DJ Trio, Stella Rose, Edward Jazzhands and Lil'Wolfie. Don't miss out, it's free!

(WARNING: Wearing green may not save you from the butt pinching tonight)

Thursday



SNACKHOLE is back for round two! What you didn't go the first time? So you missed that grunting lap dance Jackie Hell gave? Or the cooking show, those nasty queens with beards, the rock n roll dance party? Well don't make that same mistake twice.
Make a snackrifice and get over to the Wild Rose this Thursday! $5 cover get's you in the door, and also gets you live music by Telepathic Liberation Army, as well as a slew of performances by Jackie Hell, Phoebe Fondue, Anita Snak, Caressa Dick, Ronald McFondle, Moondancer and Bella Miss'Behavin, as well as the following queasy rock sop dance party by Jodi Bon Jodi, Nark and Amateur Tooth!

OH WAIT, did I mention? Once you are past that door, the well drinks are only $2 all night, and there will be $2 Corndogs and Tater-tots! So bring a date, you cheapo, and fill your Snackhole with a bunch of nasty carnival drag queen fun, starting at 9pm!



(don't be fashionably late, or you might miss the show!)

Check out photos from Seattle's rockstar photographer Keith Johnson over at his Flickr.

Friday



I KNOW what you're thinking, it's been two whole weeks since the last Fringe, the withdrawals, the suffering, I can't take it anymore either! we all need our dose of sweaty body glitter grinding, go-go boy queer nasty costume laden fun, and this week will be no different. This Friday at Fringe (At The Eagle) is CIRCUS THEMED. Yes that's right, you heard me. So get those whips out, and top hots, face paints and tiger costumes, stripes and hoops and balloons and anything else you can think of and get down to The Eagle.

There will be a special performance by Seattle's Buttry diva, Adé, boys in booty-shorts shooting syringes of Jello shots right into your mouth (for $2 of course, but these shots are strong! don't forget to tip your server, right into his underwear of course), Go-Go dancers Pepé Quick and Karamazov working it in the cage to the tunes brought to you by Dj Nark, Skiddle and special disco-dj guest DJ Teabag!.

Starting by 10pm, always $3 before 11, at The Eagle (314 E. Pike).

Fringe Presents: Amoania and Her Shitbags! 2/12/10

Photos Here!

Upcoming

Seattle's craftiest, queeriest, buttery popcorn coverediest minds have come together to bring you a weekend full of art, film, and community boosting sweaty romantic fun like no other (March 5 & 6, 2010). Starting with the event 'Open Wide', a queer film premiere night featuring Seattle's local directors, artists, creators of all kinds, and some foreign films too (from California, I hear everyone's tan there).

Open Wide

Featuring films from local Seattle-ites, as well as San Fran and L.A., this is a special evening at The Hole. Also on display (and resting spots for your booty) are handmade bleachers constructed by local crafty types featuring painted murals, as well as the premiere of brand new photography on the walls by miss Kelly O. Special guest Juanita More shows her star-speckled talent on film, and dj's the disco tunes while you get nice and tipsy before the movies begin! (Friday night, Saturday night will be dj'd by Tony Burns).

Check out the invite for more info, and the link to buy tickets. Yes, you must buy a ticket! But it's only $10, cheaper than a regular movie, but you get so much more! Bring a date, but get it now because tickets/seating are LIMITED!

Open Wide starts at 6pm, Friday March 5th and again Saturday March 6th, with an according after-party each night.

Where is the after party you ask? Well I'll tell you!

Friday Night, Open Wide Afterparty:

Fringe Presents: Juanita More!

Alright, you've done your community and art supporting deeds, now it's time to get down! Special guest Juanita More carts her vintage 70's silver make-up case of jams over to The Eagle for the return of Fringe, now on its 1st and 3rd Fridays run!

Featuring such funpossible happenings as an artStar look-a-like contest, $1 Jello shots (served right in your mouth by boys in booty shorts of course), Go Go dancers and your DJ's Skiddle, Nark and Juanita!

Doors at 10pm, get there before 11pm and pay only 3 bones!
at The Eagle, 314 E. Pike

Saturday Night, Open Wide Afterparty:

MEAT

Pony's first Saturdays, MEAT, fooling vegetarians with their mashed potato frosted meatloaf cake, is the haps! Dee Jay Jack and Amateur Youth spin it out and take fun in whipping you in the face with the fog 'cannon' (it's really fun to do, promise) with a special appearance set by magical queen Juanita More before she takes her statuesque hairdo back to San Francisco!

And... it's FREE! But you may be paying for it the next morning..

- Nark