Meet Market !




The summer heat may have gone away, but Gay City Health Project and Seattle Gay Scene are going to heat things up again with the return of The Meet Market on October 6. Thirty men seeking men will descend on The Lobby Bar for a chance to meet new guys, make new friends, or even walk away with the man of their dreams.

Hot on the heels of their successful July speed-dating event, Gay City and Seattle Gay Scene are spicing up the October edition of The Meet Market with Seattle’s Hostess with the Mostest, Sylvia O’Stayformore.
“It was fun,” gushed previous Meet Market bachelor James, adding, “I would definitely do it again. It was amazing how many people I met!”
Whether you’re new to the Seattle dating scene or just looking for a fabulous, fresh, and fun opportunity to meet some new guys, The Meet Market is sure to please.
People are encouraged to preregister early to ensure their chance to join in the fun before it sells out.

“Gay City is inviting folks to continue to bring opportunities for guys to connect with one another,” says Executive Director Fred Swanson, adding, “Whether you meet a new friend or find the love of your life, speed dating is a great way to make a connection!” The Meet Market will take place at The Lobby Bar on E Pike from 7pm to 9pm, where 30 guys will meet for three-minute dates. The event only costs $20 to attend.

For more information, or to preregister, visit Gay City's site.

P.S. Photos that are Coming Soon...


Don't stress!

If you are looking for your shots from around San Fran this past weekend, don't worry they are coming soon! Coming at you shortly are - Trannyshack, Some Thing, Leather & Lace Ball, Folsom and Deviants/Hard French!

Street Walker: Dom & Pierre




It's obvious why these two are my fashion columnists.

Cunty Message: Hire a Fucking Designer




I actually really like Threesome Thursdays, even though it's all pop music, it's a fun time, and it's free and a good diving board into a pool of a dozen plus Jim Bean and gingers, hell and ginger boys too, I really recommend your attendance- but that is totally not the point here. This looks like a photo of someones pile of barf outside the party at 2am. Was that the inspiration? When I saved the file off another website it saved as a screen-cap PNG, did you actually make your flier on an iPhone? That's actually not even that bad because I have plenty of apps that could probably pump out a decent image, this is a disgrace. What are those cherries for? Is a weird poorly cutout photo of three bro twinks backsides on a boat supposed to make me forget the cherries and the drop shadows?? And why such a blurry photo of two attractive DJ's?? (DJ Skiddle and Pbear). I think this pisses me off the most because a lack of effort makes a really fun party look like the opposite, you're shooting yourself in the foot!

PSA: If you can't do it yourself, hire a designer people. There are plenty of boho broke-asses out there who make amazing art, and will do it for you quickly and cheaply. It goes a long way!

Here, I'll just give you a resource right now. When in need, please contact Endresen Evans (my art director) at EndresenEvans@gmail.com, for a measly $25-50 he will make it look like your party isn't being thrown in the cafeteria of an elementary school.



Look at this poster he made for me, hand drawn, for a past Snack Hole, for $25!

Now look at this again!



Point. Made.

Nark Interviews Victor Rodriguez (LA)



We have such an exciting evening coming up in Seattle this weekend with the musically charged mixture of two west coast legends visiting us at The Eagle on Saturday night, Juanita More and Victor Rodriguez! Individually, these two party powerhouses have fueled the best in nightlife in San Francisco (Juanita) and Los Angeles (Victor) from as early as the mid-80's; when combined in one place, asses are sure to shake uncontrollably.

This is a monumental evening as not only are these two combined in one DJ booth, but it is also Victor Rodriguez' first visit to Seattle or the Pacific Northwest in general, you're not going to want to miss this! I got the pleasure of interviewing Mr. Rodriguez about his upcoming visit.

Nark: Hi Victor, what's the first thought that comes to your mind when I say Seattle?

Victor Rodriguez: Trees and enviro-hotties.

N: So your biography says you are a jet setter, if you're not in L.A. or Palm Springs you're off in San Francisco or Puerto Rico and so on, DJ'ing, mingling, being amazing- and yet never to Seattle, what's up with that? We are a real city too you know.

VR: It's all about timing, I have been wanting to go for years. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to this trip.

N: Tell us a little bit about your beginnings in the night life world.

VR: I started working in an underground party called Plastic Passion in 1986, it was a really great weekly party that had different monthly themes. It started out in Old warehouses then moved to old hotel ballrooms in downtown L.A., the crowd was very mixed, all sorts. It really set a tone for me that followed me still today.

N: How do you compare the overall 'scene' to now?

VR: In L.A. We had a very cool boom about three years ago that very much had the same energy I witnessed back in the 80's. I felt blessed to do it twice. It was really nice to have the art, dance, fashion and music worlds have a strong presence in the club world, in an organic way.

N: You no doubt personally know all the biggest gay/queer/whatever performers, DJ's and public figures from the past 20+ years, who are some of your favorite people?

VR: The Horse Meat Disco guys, my Honey Soundsystem boys in San Francisco, my Spank and Stank kids (Christy Love and Jeremy of House of Stank) in New York, Billy Beyond, Gant Johnson, Tee Scott, David Mancuso, Frankie Knuckles, Bus Station John, Andy Butler, James Murphy and Pat Mahoney, Sleezy McQueen, Cole Medena, DJ Harvey, and of course my sister in crime Chris Bowen. My favorite figures I don't know are Patti Smith, John Waters, Irwin Allen, Herb & Dorothy Vogel and Minnie Riperton.

N: Give us a little idea of you're planning to serve up from the DJ booth?

VR: I'll tell you when I know, normally about five minutes before I start! But, as always, no top 40.

Get all this and more this Saturday night (10/01) at The Eagle starting at 10pm! (open afterhours, and cover charge is only 5 bones), for the introduction of Beep Beep!* A soiree brought to you by The Social Seattle, Fringe Presents and Nark Magazine. There will be a lot of looked served up and some of the best damn music you'll hear on the hill, alongside some good ol' jello shooting go-go dancing butt slapping Eagle fun, and since I'll be off for the night I get to hop around and capture all your looks for the party book. (Check out Nark Magazine's recent coverage of Juanita More's Bootycall Wednesdays in San Francisco last week here, and a Folsom recap on Queerty- here and here.)

Juanita More AND Victor Rodriguez hit Seattle!



Nark Magazine, The Social and Fringe present-

Beep Beep!

Featuring two west coast legends:



JUANITA MORE! (SF)
JuanitaMore.com

"San Francisco drag legend Juanita MORE! packs a vintage 70's silver-makeup case full of enough house, techno and disco music to make anyone shake their groove thing on the dance floor. But, don't close your eyes or you just might miss her lip-synching an old-school drag classic from the booth. Famous for her shockingly stylish fashion assaults and her signature French scent of tuberoses and musk - this jewelry laden lady will keep you moving your ass all night long."




VICTOR RODRIGUEZ (LA)
VictorRodriguez.com

"An Influential promoter since before he was legally allowed to enter clubs. Victor Rodriguez was influential in building the LA club scene in the late 80’s and early 90’s through his association with such legendary clubs as White Chocolate, Plastic Passion, and Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. His bringing Beige to LA with Billy Erb only further solidified his standings as a pioneer and innovator in LA. His private clients have taken him all over the globe, jet setting parties, movie premieres, and private cocktail functions. Showing his versatility and ability to set mood with his collection has proved his ability to remain relevant in our ever-changing climate."


Photography by Kevin Kauer of Nark Magazine.
$2 Jello shots by vodka and horse hoofs.
Go-Go dancers brought to you by mothers everywhere.

All of this world class west coast talent brought straight to you for a measly five bones. You're welcome.

Saturday
10/01/11, 10pm
at The Eagle (314 E. Pike Street)

RSVP

The Social Seattle
Fringe

Diesel Releases a Yellow Stream all the way down Capitol Hill



It's come to my attention that Capitol Hill's new bear / daddy bar Diesel may have it out for long standing staple Capitol Hill gay bars. Is it because they favor the same clientele? Are the current bars just not good enough for them? I looked further into this and dug through the grapevine...

It would seemed from what I have gathered that the owner of Diesel was a patron of The Eagle before opening his own bar, nothing out of the ordinary there. However upon further asking it would seem that he was kicked out of the Eagle not once, but twice. I'm not sure why each time, but apparently one of them was for wastedly pissing on the floor.

Now I'd say welcoming this person back after their first altercation with a gentle bartender is rather kind, but for this type of behavior they did the right thing. I know if you peed on the floor in my house you would certainly be 86'd from Nark manor. The Eagle seems to take no active stance or aggressive bias on this situation, they are just doing their job and keeping their establishment friendly to all us wild life, and certainly keeping the smell factor to a minimum, (maybe a litter-box night is in the works?).

But it doesn't stop there, Diesel owner and partner is also reportedly going up to the employees of other established Hill gay bars The Cuff, Madison Pub, CC Attles, Pony and Purr and telling their employees that they should come work for Diesel since they are going to steal all of their business anyways. This douchey small time mentality is not being well received, especially in our still rugged economy, most establishments on the hill are supportive of each other as they are all sometimes on the brink of door-shutting (i.e. sayonara Chapel). One person comments, "When did Kent move into Seattle?".

However things seemed to get a little more heated when reportedly bartenders from multiple local bars were out on a night on the town which included stopping in and supporting the newly opened Diesel. After knocking back a few and minding their own business and handing over their hard earned cash to the bar, one of the Eagle bartenders was spotted and removed from the bar.

This raises to question the friendliness level of some of our bars on the hill. As far as the Eagle goes, they have more than opened their doors to all walks of life, if you want to come in you are welcome. However I have stood at the door and turned away anyone that comes in with a sour-shit face and says out loud "ew, there's a girl here?" because I think we can all agree that no one needs a debbie-downer sexist asshole around them at any given time. As far as other bear/man market bars go; at CC's I have always felt welcome no matter who I am with, it maintains the friendly neighborhood sense while also gathering a whole lot of scruff-tastic gentlemen. While I like Madison Pub, I have learned that walking in there with a cute girl in arm is a major no-no, and in my book that's a major bar turn-off, you know those moments where you open the door and the record skips and everyone turns around? Reeeeally uncomfortable, however their bartenders are sweet as triple chocolate cake. I've always felt fine at the Cuff, minus maybe my mesmerizing fixation on that fisting drawing, but that's my own thing. Pony has always been great as long as you keep your shit together, but that's the magic of it, as bar manager Marcus Wilson has done everything from shooting confetti in my face and making me feel like a princess to kicking me out himself for me being a dumbass. While Purr isn't really my scene, I've still had a good time there and haven't ever felt unwelcome, but that however brings me to my next point.

When did we stop drawing the line between gay and bigot and start drawing it between twink and bear, fag and masc, leather and couture, butch and fairy, guy and girl, stationary and trans-gendered, GAY BAR AND OTHER GAY BAR? What happened to agreeing on one thing, that homophobic / violent / sexist / racist / idiot people sucked and start stabbing all of each other in the back instead?

COMMENTS? OPINIONS?

Dickslap! 10/15 at The Eagle with Joshua J



DICKSLAP!
The most ridiculous boundary pushing barely legal affair at The Eagle! Open into the AFTERHOURS ! (Cocktail last call at 1:40 then shots only right up until 1:59)

Featuring DJ's
JOSHUA J in fresh from San Francisco!
http://www.joshuajpresents.com/

Constantly pumping out the most man-tastic biggest parties in SF, Joshua J is ready for his first run through Seattle, full of some more constant-pumping I'm sure.


backed up by:
A taste of the gaytastic rainbow, DJ SKIDDLE
and that twat NARK


Man-party go-go's, giant dicks, cone tits, cobra thongs, speedos, ass, grass, gas, guys gone wild, $3 Jello Shots shot right in your face, a whole lot of man on your case, and too much more..

SATURDAY 10/15/11
The Eagle
314. E Pike Street
10pm-3:30am, $5


Joshuajpresents.com

FRINGE ! 9/16 At The Eagle





Let's keep it short and simple here..

SPARKLE JUNGLE HOMO-CIDE

It's Jinkx Monsoon's birthday, and it's Fringe, she is a cunty Virgo single mom and it's time to repay her for the SPANKINGS.

Omg you're like a Virgo too? Tite you totally get in free at the door!

---Fringe is eye-poppingly proud to present our gorgeous performers---

The bodacious bear seeking missle-
BEN DELACREME !

Seattle's gayest idol singer-sensation-
VICTOR CRUZ

And the aging MILF herself-
JINKX MONSOON

---With complimentary ear-damage by---

My favorite bezerker beatress-
DJ RIFF-RAFF

And some jerk-off named-
NARK

$3 Jello shots, hella boozed up queens and queers and wildlife, go-go's, photo-capturin by Rachel Robinson of Nark Magazine.

(P.S. just this time it is on FRIDAY NOT SATURDAY)

swag
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|| FRIDAY 9/16 ||
AT THE EAGLE
10PM-3-ISH AM
$5 (VIRGOS FREE)